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Writing

• 07.30.08
  Future Superstarz Entertainment
  2008, Writing, Lost and Found on My Hard Drive (1)

  This is a Please Respond segment that was supposed to be filmed in Orlando a year and a half ago with Kamphey, but we had to cancel on the actress because other people had already canceled on us. I still think it's funny. (click here for more...adult content advisory...) Continue Reading...
  
  
• 07.25.08
  Rejected!
  2008, Writing (3)

  So I submitted this to McSweeney's and it got rejected. Enjoy... (click below for more) Continue Reading...
  
  
• 04.10.08
  Its lots of shorts. With musicals to fill in the time.
  2008, Writing (0)

  I have this ongoing project called Please Respond that recontextualizes Craiglist ads and forum posts into monologues, so I'm always on the lookout for interesting ads. This ad was too good for it to expire without anyone seeing it. ** STARTUP CARTOON LOOKING FOR ARTIST MUSICIAN 50/ 50 Split ** Reply to: gigs-623396574@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-29, 3:58PM PDT I have a cartoon i want to make involving lots of parodies. Its lots of shorts. Possibly a full length movie. With musicals to fill in the time. It will focus on video games and lots of popular movie references. I have some characters created. Not ...
  
  
• 10.22.07
  If you can’t handle my realness, you can go to the dean’s office
  2006, Important, Musings, Writing (0)

  Looking for material that I wasn't ashamed of to submit the Student Upstart Films script contest, I stumbled upon something that I hadn't thought about in over a year: (Click for a PDF of the 7 page script) It's a play called Ms. Perkins that I wrote and got performed at the Horizon Theatre in Atlanta as part of a series of 10 minute plays put on by The Process Theatre Company. I learned a whole lot in Atlanta about theatre two summers ago while we were doing Because the Boss Said So. I'd actually written the script in Orlando specifically for ...
  
  
• 09.29.07
  Beth Romanik in The Secrets of Alchemy
  2007, Writing (0)

  I wrote this for Kamphey's "Person of the Day" guest week and decided to finish it a few days ago. ----- Beth Romanik in The Secrets of Alchemy by Shaun Spalding Aros the Philosopher had a meeting with Beth Romanik, and approaching to her, he paid her respect and said unto her: "O Prophetess, I have truly heard many say of you that you hold the secrets of the dark arts of Alchemy" And Beth said, "Yea, Aros, and I can teach you them all in the shortest part of one morning if you'd like." "O Prophetess, have you truly found the Secrets of the Philosophers ...
  
  
• 09.10.07
  Elaine will not make out with Björn until she’s made out with Peter
  2007, Writing, Press (0)

  I got published on McSweeneys! I'm officially a hipster. I wrote it while I was actually studying for the LSAT. Special thanks to Kamphey for advice on rewriting it. LSAT Practice by Shaun Spalding A concerned father drops three boys (Peter, Dom, and Björn), three girls (Henrietta, Elaine, and Meghan), and his daughter (Lorelei) off at the local mall's theater. He wants to know which one of the boys will be making out with his daughter during the movie. He knows that each of the eighth-graders will make out at least once but not more than twice before the movie ends. He also knows ...