Ode to Soap by Shaun Spalding
inspired by April Dudash
I loved you when I first met you,
You were pristine and untouched
And when I rubbed you all over my body
I was cleaner because of it.
But now…
The honeymoon is over.
You’re looking kind of dirty and thin.
And I hate to say it…
But you’ve been replaced.
Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.
Out popped a dozen people in dark windbreakers identifying them as feds -- agents from Homeland Security and Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Some raced to the loading docks. Others hurried through the front door. All were armed.
"I just sell honey -- what the hell is this all about?" he remembered asking, as he was hustled into a tiny room with his office manager and truck driver. Three days before the April 25 raid, customs had persuaded a federal judge in Seattle to issue the search warrant shoved in Ingalls' hands. But it wasn't until Ingalls read "Attachment D" that he understood why investigators were seizing his business records, passport, phone logs, photographs, Rolodexes, mail and computer files -- almost anything that could be copied or hauled away.Honey Laundering: A sticky trail of intrigue and crime - Andrew Schneider - #
