Ode to Soap by Shaun Spalding
inspired by April Dudash
I loved you when I first met you,
You were pristine and untouched
And when I rubbed you all over my body
I was cleaner because of it.
But now…
The honeymoon is over.
You’re looking kind of dirty and thin.
And I hate to say it…
But you’ve been replaced.
Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.
“Every book I’ve read about a campaign is that the one that won, it was a perfect and beautifully run campaign with geniuses running it and incredible messaging, et cetera,” Mr. McCain said then. “And always the one that lost, ‘Oh, completely screwed up, too much infighting, bad people, etcetera.’ So if I win, I believe that historians will say, ‘Way to go, he fine-tuned that campaign, and he got the right people in the right place and as the campaign grew, he gave them more responsibility.’ If I lose,” people will say, “ ‘That campaign, always in disarray.’ ”
